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Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice
I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny
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harrison: *in a completely monotone voice and like he’s given up on the entire star wars franchise* bang. bang.
carrie: *actually acting* no luke, it’s too late!
harrison: *in that same monotone voice* … bang. bang.
/harrison and carrie run offstage/
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#NowPlaying Trápala
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
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apple breaks up fight between two magnets
its just played backwards
your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist
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